We have had this conversation at least two dozen times.
Ibis: I'm hungry. I'M SO HUNGRY. I haven't eaten ALL DAY. I'm going to die if I'm not eating something within five minutes because I'M SO INCREDIBLY HUNGRY OH MY GOD. What food is there?
Me: There's chicken/rice and beans/spaghetti/eggs/(insert some other perfectly adequate food product here).
Ibis: Are there any tortillas?
Ibis: I'm not really that hungry.